Joke

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Nov 06, 08 12:09 pm

A man is in bed with his Thai-girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his Willy, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her: 'Why do you love doing
that?'

She replies:

'Because I really miss mine...'

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Nov 06, 08 12:12 pm

steveo · Post by **steveo** » Thu Nov 06, 08 12:15 pm

..........

bananaskin · Post by **bananaskin** » Fri Nov 07, 08 2:57 pm

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:25 pm

I know two lad's who I work with who have done a Malay and a Viatnamesse Lady boy in the wrong 'un by mistake! You should have seen the face of tyhe one i was working with at the time He actuallycried in the morning!

We never told them we had a really sneaky suspition, and asked his how his 'date' went!!!

SteveCase · Post by **SteveCase** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:30 pm

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:34 pm

err, should that be "drool" or "vomit" Steve.......

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:34 pm

SteveCase wrote:

Steve! Why are you drooling about ladyboys????

bananaskin · Post by **bananaskin** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:34 pm

i hope vomit

SteveCase · Post by **SteveCase** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:40 pm

Definately vomit.........and lot's of it!

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:43 pm

Trigger_Andy wrote:I know two lad's who I work with who have done a Malay and a Vietnamese Lady boy in the wrong 'un by mistake! You should have seen the face of the one i was working with at the time He actually cried in the morning! We never told them we had a really sneaky suspicion, and asked his how his 'date' went!!!

I think that goes a bit beyond "careless". How could you be THAT drunk and still manage it??? Didn't the "dangly bits" give it away???

Post courtesy of Pete's Spell Checking service. Making Mopars articulate.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Fri Nov 07, 08 5:55 pm

bet he was drinking champagne and it tasted like cherry cola C.O.L.A

you would have thought a suntanned "steven and the twins" slapping about would have been evident what ever the modus operandi.

did this happen in two different countries or was it the same bloke the same night with two blokes of differing nationality.....

i'm just curious (not that way)

Dave

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Fri Nov 07, 08 8:22 pm

Nah Dave, I was working with one and the other was told by him about a holiday he had. Story goes like this;

He was blootered in Thailand driving his scooter when a 'Lassie' wanted picked up, she looked hot so he did and asked her where she wanted to go. She then asked if he would like sex. "yes please!' he said and she layed down the price. But, she says 'Fanny sore, Fanny sore, use other one!' He's chuffed as punch at the thought of this and starts getting down to buisness. But every so ofer he went for a reach around but kept getting his hand slapped away. but eventually he got his hand down there, felt the meat and two veg and thought, 'Ah bugger it!! I've come this far I'll just finnish the job!' He's very proud of it too, tell's that story all the time.

The other guy was working with me, he was propper blootered, so was I but I was to scared to take a chance, expecially in my inhebriated state. he on the other hand was a walking hard-on! infact in that bar we saw a few British lads getting dances and felt up by 'Ladys' and they never had a clue either. I eventually asked an old man if he knew most of the workers when men he replied 'Yeh, great aint it???'