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There was a US Kath & Kim......On for one week then canned cos it was that bad! Re-runs of proper Oz Kath & Kim in it's place 8-) 8-) 8-) Swift & Shift Couriers rocks as does Bogan Pride. Proper Oz Comedy :roll: :roll: :roll: And Double the Fist 8-)
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is double the fist a comedy? or a turn of phrase?

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Dave999 wrote:is double the fist a comedy? or a turn of phrase?

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Boz01 wrote:
MattH wrote:Clarkson into brick wall did look like it hurt properly.
He was quite badly hurt when he plowed into that wall....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7704928.stm



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Not this Bananarama! again :roll:
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i find it astonishing that they didn't expect Jeremy to get injured in that stunt with just some feeble mesh stuck to the front window. They should've got the banger boys to prepare the truck as some of those guys know a thing or two about intentionally crashing.

Setting fire the the lorry was unnecessary and childish too, waste of straw and a lot of pollution from burning fibreglass. rant rant
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Loved it, absolutely hilarious........................

He did forget to mention the truckers eating bacon sarnies and yorkie bars between killing hookers though :twisted: :D
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How can truckers be annoyed at the murdering prostitutes jokes?

After all they murder innocent families in slow moving traffic almost every month... :roll:
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Dave wrote:How can truckers be annoyed at the murdering prostitutes jokes?

After all they murder innocent families in slow moving traffic almost every month... :roll:
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i thought what clarkson said was funny as well, having said that i`m not a trucker ( or a murderer) :D
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...or you have not been caught yet ;)

Only kidding.


This is all Bananarama!, the show was recorded and his comments approved by the BBC hierarchy. You KNOW what to expect from the show. Its entertainment, not the politics show or Newsnight.

I am sure people watch so they can be offended and then have something to complain about..
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Can't be doing with it, the adverts for it are bad enough.....
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apparently the prostitutes are on the band wagon now …

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

188 people have complained

wow

what about the millions who watched and enjoyed the show

"The vast majority of Top Gear viewers have clear expectations of Jeremy Clarkson's long-established and frequently provocative on-screen persona. “

"This particular reference was used to comically exaggerate and make ridiculous an unfair urban myth about the world of lorry driving, and was not intended to cause offence."

but that’s just not news is it

mate of mine's a 'lorryist', and he thought it was hilarious

so that’s another 188 bananarama people who need to get a life
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Post by Dave999 »

well

there are probably another 27,000 waiting to complain once they hear about it from a mate of a mate who once saw manuels granddaughter with her jiggly bits out.... and thinks she might have been offended


i blame peter mandleson and the russians meself




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So, the twonks who complained all had someone holding a gun to their head forcing them to watch it did they?

TV's don't have off switches anymore and no ones remote was working so they could change channel?

If they didn't like it they could have turned it off or changed channel, but no, they'd rather watch the entire program and then complain about being offended by it

I'd love to see things from their point of view, but unfortunately I can't get my head that far up my own ass :D
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